Friday, July 31, 2020

THE HARDER THE BETTER

EDITORIAL

NEW KID ON THE BLOCK

Troy, age 24, arrested for POSS OF METHAMPHETAMINE

THE MORE YOU KNOW:

A merkin is a pubic wig. Merkins were originally worn by sex workers after shaving their mons pubis, and are now used as decorative items, erotic devices, or in films, by both men and women.

The Oxford Companion to the Body dates the origin of the pubic wig to the 1450s. According to the publication, women would shave their pubic hair for personal hygiene and to combat pubic lice. They would then don a merkin. Also, sex workers would wear a merkin to cover up signs of disease, such as syphilis.

The Oxford English Dictionary dates the first written use of the term to 1617. The word probably originated from malkin, a derogatory term for a lower-class young woman, or from Marykin, a pet form of the female given name Mary.

OVERHEARD ON FACEBOOK

"About 8 years ago I was having dinner at the king City truck stop in pasco Washington and one of the waitresses I'm real good friends with had on a real pretty dress as opposed to the blue polo shirt and black slacks she usually wears as a uniform,sometimes she wears a black skirt.i told her she looked nice,she thanked me but said,"if you have time let's go outside and smoke,I need a shoulder to cry on". As we got outside she began to tell me the reason she was wearing a dress was she spent the morning In family court.she said 2 weeks earlier her then 14 year old daughter stole 40.00 from her purse and lied to her about it,so she took a small paddle,told her to get across her knee and tanned her ass.she said she immediately gave her daughter a hug and kiss and forgave her.she said wen she was a girl her mom used to whip her bare bottomed with a switch and her dad used a razor strap. She said in court her daughter admitted she stole the money and lied,and both her parents said they whipped her a lot harder for a lot less.she said the judge took everything into account and didn't punish her,but told her if she used a paddle or strap again on either of her kids she'd lose them. My friend had every right to take that paddle and tan her daughter's ass for stealing from and lying to her.she said how it was found out was in gym class someone saw the bruises on her daughter's ass and reported it to child services. Her daughter admitted she stole the money and lied about it."

NEW ON THE CELLBLOCK

BREAKING: Florida teenager, 17, is charged with 'masterminding' massive Twitter hack where scammers gained access to high-profile user accounts including Barack Obama, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and Elon Musk